I’m both upset and jealous.

There are some things that rich people can do that will always be out of reach for us normies. For example, for us, getting a ticket is something that can make a significant dent in our monthly budgets; for them, it’s nothing more than a fee that can be hand-waved away.

So if you’re rich and desire, to offer another example, a zoo, you can just buy one. But don’t you need a license? Hell, just pay a few staff and fees and you’re as good as golden!

That’s exactly what this woman says she did, dropping $2 million on a zoo so she can “take selfies” with the exotic animals. Hope they’re happy, because I’m not!